Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

So is it big news that Gov. Sarah Palin's 17-year old daughter is officially five months pregnant out of wedlock? You bet your ass it is, especially since Palin is a) anti-sex ed, b) pro-abstinence and c) absolutely so extremely anti-abortion that she thinks it should be illegal even in the case of rape or incest. The last fact is its own offensive thing. The first two underscore the hypocrisy of these so-called family values candidates.