Special Needs

Have fun in the poky, Paris Hilton, even if it's just for your minimum sentence. Goes to show that even those famous for no reason - or famous well above the grounds of sound reason - can't wiggle out of a jail sentence essentially levied because the socialite is so damn stupid. It's less a slap on a wrist than a wake-up smack to the face, with none of the celebrity cachet of rehab. No, this is real punishment, even if she'll be spending time in a "special needs" cell. That puts her in the rare company of only a handful of celebrities to actually do time, but she's still young. No doubt Paris Hilton will be back for more in the near future, as the recidivism rate for stupid behavior is chronic and severe.